@omicron
A tech support guy gets a call from a customer.
Customer: “My computer won’t start.”
Support: “Okay, is it plugged in?”
Customer: “…give me a second.”
(30 seconds of silence.)
Customer: “…Okay now it’s making a noise.”
Support: “Great! What kind of noise?”
Customer: “Like… vroooom beep beep brrrrrrr.”
Support: “That sounds normal.”
Customer: “Oh good. Because that noise wasn’t coming from the computer… it was me celebrating.”
Support: “Sir… did you actually press the power button?”
Customer: “…there’s a power button?”
Support: deep inhale
“…this is going to be a long day.”
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