Having children is one of the great joys of life. It is a profound transformation that permanently alters how you experience the world.

Bring an empty folder to the hospital for paperwork. Bring enough clothes and supplies for ~72 hours. Bring a cooler with food. You may be there longer than expected.

Prepare your birth announcement before delivery. Take key pictures, add weight details, press send. Everyone will want updates and you will be focused on your newborn.

Know how to use your car seat BEFORE going to the hospital. You do not want to be adjusting straps the first time with your newborn in the seat.

Poop on a onesie? Rinse with hot water, put in the sun to dry, then wash normally. The stain vanishes - no harsh chemicals needed.

Newborns constantly emit liquids: buy a box of puppy pads and plenty of soft towels. Place a puppy pad under the baby on top of a towel during diaper changes and lounging.

Set up a dedicated nursing station with everything within arm's reach: water, snacks, phone charger, etc. Use red lights in the nursery.