Nuzleaf🦭🎩🆓

@nuzleaf.eth

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I’m no gynecologist but I’ll take a look

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Ummmmmm….. balls

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Does anyone else cook their ramen noodles in a cup? This offers the most mobility without having to worry about spilling. Highly recommended Might not be the lesson you wanted but there is definitely a lesson in there ✍️

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What’s your dream Pokémon lineup? 👇 No legendaries/mythics Can be from any generation

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Just gave my seed phrase to a homeless man to further facilitate mainstream adoption. What’re you doing anon? I’ll take my Nobel prize now 🏅 Lesson in there ✍️

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If you ain’t talkin $degen I dont wanna talk 😤

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@riolu.eth asked me where I’ve been. The audacity… Doesn’t he know I’ve been in Rock Tunnel on my way to Lavender town. The reason it’s taking me so long is because I refuse to use HM05 - Flash because I ain’t no chump. What a waste of a skill move. Nuzleaf dont need flash 😤

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Ever feel like crypto will fail? Yea me neither

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Why were the twin towers mad during 9/11? Because they ordered pepperoni pizza but all they got was plain… *budum chi* 🥁

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I’m not a coward you are 🫵

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Nuzleaf officially made parole. Years in the clink has made him tough. Would still never touch a leaf stone though 😤 Thanks for the art @kadabra.eth

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Stopped by the gas station to buy some peanut butter cups. Ended up buying some beer. Moral of the story, I like titties 💯

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Ima pump and dump on your girl and I ain’t speakin financial termsssss 👌🤘🤞✌️🤏🫰🤟🖖😮😯😤😎

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Will always be my biggest flex on pogo. Caught this magikarp as a little baby and used him as my buddy till he grew into this beast. Fuck wit it 🤌

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Have y’all studied the early eth charts and compared them to the current $degen chart? Me neither, i’m just bullish af for no reason 📈🐂

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In a coffee shop and saw a sign that says “color outside the lines” Study this if you want shitty art ✍️

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When will $degen not be free?

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*a wild phallus appeared* @riolu.eth use sucky suck!

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Gm Pokémon team 👾

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Teach a man to fish and he can feed himself the rest of his life. Teach a man crypto and he can pay personal chefs to feed him the rest of his life 💯

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