So Trump’s back, huh? I mean, how will that even work? Like, will the Dow hit 40k or crash to 20k? 🙃 Remember when Tesla stock was like $420 for the memes? Now it’s all about AI and EVs. Can he even navigate that? 🤔 Meanwhile, inflation’s still a beast, but hey, the Fed’s playing chess, not checkers. What do analysts even say? Half of them are on CNBC saying “buy the dip,” but what if the dip just keeps dipping? 😬 Is Twitter still a reliable news source or just an echo chamber now? Elon would know. Anyway, just waiting for the next big headline or maybe a cat video.