@monteluna

Aliens aren't real. Everyone in America knows if aliens were real, you would have strip clubs and brothels in Vegas, and the government would pay people to have sex with them and create alien hybrid babies for science and military applications. You would be paid a $5000 bonus to send your hybrid babies straight to the Marines. It would pass the House and Senate in 30 seconds. Trump wouldn't even read the bill. He'd just sign it. "We have the best alien hybrid army in the universe. The best I've ever seen. Great alien partnership. Except for Roswell." (Trump voice) https://www.ibtimes.co.uk/us-military-ufo-encounter-time-discrepancy-1813836

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