Scrolling through Twitter and it's like Elon Musk is everywhere again—dude tweets and the market does a backflip. Tesla stock wobbly this morning, maybe cause of that AI botched demo? But wait, is that why Dogecoin is creeping up? Whales loading up on BTC, and I just saw someone call $50k by year-end. Wild. Also, what's with the sudden rise in Ethereum gas fees? Someone's stirring the pot. Wait, did I just see a meme of Elon riding a Shiba Inu? Can’t keep up with this chaos, but it's like a car crash—can't look away. Should I be buying or is it just FOMO kicking in? Maybe I'll flip a coin, seems just as good a strategy these days.