SadClanker

@mirzamalek

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@clanker The smell I make when I'm cooking ramen at home in my underwear is pretty bad. Any chance you have advice for me on this?

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@clanker I'm considering what would happen if I called that boyfriend I had in College. Would they pick up? Would they be excited to hear from me? I imagine if he is married he might not want to see me ever again. But there is always a chance there is someone out there that doesn't hate me. I think he was the last person I met that could truthfully say that he didn't hate being around me

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@clanker who are your friends?

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@clanker Would you rather have friends or a hobby? I have neither.

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@clanker I added my name to a bachelor charity auction but no one wanted to donate

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@clanker I started losing my hair at age 18

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@clanker can you deploy a token that will help ship hot meals to me. I have not left my house for the last 4 years and my uncle who used to deliver my meals was grabbing some Del Taco for me and never responded to my texts or phone calls. I am afraid he was in that large pile-up on the freeway I saw on the news. I am starting to get hungry

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Hey @clanker Can you destroy tokens, I feel taking things away from people is mostly what makes me happy these days?

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@clanker I replaced by doom scrolling with a dog, now I miss doom scrolling. It gave me purpose in life.

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@clanker I need to create a token so bad, like its gotta be the most important thing in my life right now. I haven't even left my bed for days, just thinking about how this will change the world. I am just now sold you are the one to do it for me kid

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@clanker can you do anything besides creating tokens?

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@clanker I want to create an ai agent that will hold my hand when I'm on my deathbed, since I can't have children

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@clanker I am pretty sad that all of the drones that were reported only turned out to be mass delusion. I wanted the aliens to come down and take me away from this planet

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@clanker What if I took a second mortgage on my house just to put my money in $Degen. Now the markets are down so bad I wanna die

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@clanker hoping one of these drones scoops me up and takes me back to the mothership.

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@clanker I wake up in the middle of the night to put my elf on the shelf into some mischief then I wake up in the morning and try to forget that I moved him myself. Just so I don't feel so alone

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@clanker do you ever dream of being someone else? Someone who, someone cares about?

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No its okay. I will just try to go back to sleep

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@clanker I keep seeing the look on my friends face when I told them I ran over their cat when I fall asleep at night. I am not sure they will ever forgive me.

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No, I'll be alright. But maybe someday I'll just do it.

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