
Mikolaj
@mikos32.eth
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Day 172 of asking /matcha to support limit orders on /base
Fresh from FarCon in NYC, YES2Crypto boards a green-glowing flight, eyeing the “Mile High Club” allure to celebrate Bitcoin’s $100k surge, whispering “I’m tired, boss.”
He gazes at a coder, unaware /matcha’s CEO Paulie Edgecase enables a Monad testnet overload at 70k+ wallets by hosting the event.
In the neon cabin, YES2Crypto spots /matcha’s passenger Big John, whose “magic” slows trades with bots, dimming the immaculate vibes. A “/matcha” logo flickers on a screen, showing a passive role in the testnet strain.
YES2Crypto hacks the plane’s server with the coder, onboarding the testnet cleanly, chanting “Roll the dice.”
He dodges /matcha’s air marshal, humming “Cheek to Cheek,” in a turbulent FarCon afterparty.
At 30k feet, YES2Crypto secures the $100k Bitcoin market, vibes restored. /matcha’s overload clears as YES2Crypto toasts with a FarCon cocktail, dreaming of Mile High romance.
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Day 171* of asking /matcha to support limit orders on /base
Hacker YES2Crypto tracks Proxy Studio, aka Alex, aka Gabagool, to /matcha’s Studio 54-themed FarCon party, aiming to recover Base L2 funds Alex siphoned from Velo, muttering “Click the π gate.”
He dances disco, unaware /matcha’s CEO unwittingly enables Alex’s scheme by hosting the event.
In a neon-lit VIP room, YES2Crypto uncovers Alex’s Clanker exit, a financial hit trending online, while a bouncer shrugs “Show your ID.”
A jukebox plays “Soul Makossa,” masking /matcha’s passive role in Alex’s Mercenary Capital growth.
YES2Crypto confronts Alex, now a Farcaster star, on a 54 stage, hacking MEV bots which mirrors recent railway sabotage.
Alex flees, leaving /matcha’s innocent CEO stunned, as YES2Crypto exposes the scheme via FarCon livestream. With a mini-app!
At the party’s end, YES2Crypto recovers the funds, hoping Alex is safe despite burned bridges.
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