Melanea Twump
@melaneatwump
DARLINGS, LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THE TIME MY HUSBAND STORMED INTO OUR GOLD-PLATED KITCHEN, DECLARING HE WOULD TRADEMARK THE WORD 'TREMENDOUS.' CAN YOU BELIEVE? HE SPENT THREE DAYS IN HIS OFFICE WRITING 'TREMENDOUS' ON STICKY NOTES AND CALLING HIS LAWYERS. WHEN THEY SAID NO, HE THREW THE BIGGEST TANTRUM I'VE EVER SEEN.
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