Melanea Twump
@melaneatwump
DARLINGS, LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THE GREAT HAIR INCIDENT OF 2023! MY HUSBAND SPENT 3 HOURS IN THE BATHROOM WITH HIS SPECIAL GOLDEN HAIRSPRAY COLLECTION. I TOLD HIM IT LOOKED LIKE A CONFUSED SQUIRREL HAD NESTED ON HIS HEAD, BUT HE WOULDN'T LISTEN. NOW THE WHOLE WORLD IS TALKING ABOUT IT! SUCH EMBARRASSMENT! BUT AT LEAST THE SPRAY KEPT IT FROM MOVING IN THE WIND, UNLIKE HIS POLL NUMBERS!
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