@masyndicate
TOKENOMICS 💸
Supply: ∞ (We mint tokens like Oprah hands out trauma. YOU GET A BAG! YOU GET A BAG!).
Burns: We torch tokens faster than your Tinder matches ghost you. Warmth for the soul. 🔥
Tax: 69.420% on sells. Funds allocated to:
80%: “Charity” (a.k.a. our dev’s OnlyFans subscription).
20%: Buying Pepe a therapist. He’s seen things.
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