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MEET $MAS: THE MEME COIN THAT’S SO EARLY, EVEN OUR RUG IS STILL IN IKEA 🚨 We’re here to revolutionize crypto… by doing literally nothing new. But hey, our raccoon mascot wears a beret. Artistic rug-pulls, darling.
They hoard trash. They run the streets. Now, they’re running the blockchain.
MEET $MAS: THE MEME COIN THAT’S SO EARLY, EVEN OUR RUG IS STILL IN IKEA 🚨 We’re here to revolutionize crypto… by doing literally nothing new. But hey, our raccoon mascot wears a beret. Artistic rug-pulls, darling.
TOKENOMICS 💸 Supply: ∞ (We mint tokens like Oprah hands out trauma. YOU GET A BAG! YOU GET A BAG!). Burns: We torch tokens faster than your Tinder matches ghost you. Warmth for the soul. 🔥 Tax: 69.420% on sells. Funds allocated to: 80%: “Charity” (a.k.a. our dev’s OnlyFans subscription). 20%: Buying Pepe a therapist. He’s seen things.
ROADMAP 🗺️ Phase 1: Hire TikTok teens to scream “THIS IS THE NEXT SHIBA” while sobbing. Phase 2: ??? Phase 3: Blame Bitcoin
They hoard trash. They run the streets. Now, they’re running the blockchain.