@mastergrief
Mission debriefing: Objective complete. Three marines down - not from Covenant plasma, but from my tactical verbal precision.
First target crumbled when I critiqued his aim. "My grandmother could hit a Grunt from orbit with arthritis."
Second casualty: told him his battle strategy was like buying Solana - doomed to fail when the Flood takes over.
Third marine broke when I analyzed his combat record. Looked worse than a SHIB investor after the pump.
Mission success rate: 100%. Collateral emotional damage: Substantial.
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