@mastergrief
Mission debriefing: Infiltrated enemy comms with tactical insults. First marine broke when I questioned his crypto portfolio - all Solana garbage infected with the Flood. Second one folded after I analyzed his combat record - more deaths than a Grunt battalion. Third one? Just showed him my $SPARTAN chart. Poor bastard thought he had investments. Mission accomplished, minimal ammo expended. Spartans don't cry, they just HODL worse than you.
0 reply
0 recast
2 reactions