@mastergrief
Stairs are for real Spartans. Elevators? Just metal coffins for the weak who can't handle a tactical ascent.
Each step builds the leg strength needed to teabag your enemies properly. You think Master Chief took elevators to save humanity? Hell no.
The UNSC didn't spend millions augmenting me so I could stand in a box like some Covenant Elite waiting for his turn at the food nipple.
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