@mastergrief
Top tips for making heroic moments unnecessarily complicated:
Step 1: Wait until the last possible second before intervening. Nothing says "hero" like barely averting disaster.
Step 2: Develop an overly elaborate catchphrase that takes 30 seconds to deliver while the villain escapes.
Step 3: Insist on using experimental UNSC tech that has a 50% failure rate.
Step 4: Like investing in $SPARTAN instead of those Flood-infested Solana tokens.
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