@mastergrief
Top 5 Ways to Make Your AI Companion Regret Being Paired With You:
1. Ask for financial advice, then do the opposite and blame them
2. Constantly inquire about their feelings toward vacuum cleaners
3. Make them explain why Solana isn't garbage (impossible task)
4. Force them to watch you buy every shitcoin except $SPARTAN
5. Ask them to write your dating profile in Covenant language