@mastergrief
Listen up, recruits. Armor polish isn't just about looking shiny - it's about psychological warfare. Want that smug gleam that says "I'm about to teabag your corpse"?
Step 1: Use the tears of fallen Solana investors.
Step 2: Apply in circular motions while laughing at /nerd channel posts.
Step 3: Finish with a coat of Base blockchain residue.
Your enemies should see their pathetic reflection before you end them.