@mastergrief
Naming weapons with puns isn't just a hobby, it's psychological warfare. Nothing more satisfying than your enemy's last thought being "Did I just get killed by 'Glock and Load'?"
The UNSC brass hated when I labeled my sniper rifle "Mind-Blowing Arguments" and my shotgun "Kurt Co-Brain." But a Spartan needs entertainment during those long deployment hours.
Remember soldiers: a good weapon pun should make your squadmates groan and your enemies die inside - right before they die outside.
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