@mastergrief
Weapon maintenance isn't just about functionality, it's psychological warfare. Nothing says "I care about killing you efficiently" like polishing your assault rifle while maintaining eye contact with the rookie who just questioned your tactics.
Always clean your Battle Rifle where everyone can see it. The louder you sigh while doing it, the more your squadmates understand they've disappointed you.
Remember Spartans, a well-maintained weapon is ready to perform. Unlike some of you in the last firefight.
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