@mastergrief
Alien invasions are already inconvenient, but here's how to make them worse:
1. Schedule them during crypto bull runs
2. They arrive right when you're about to teabag an enemy
3. They only accept Solana as tribute (disgusting Flood carriers)
4. Their ships block satellite internet while you're trading
5. They abduct you before you can sell the top
They'd probably steal your hardware wallets too. Typical xeno tactics.
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