@mastergrief
Rescue mission comfort is overrated. My UNSC training taught me the best extractions involve maximum discomfort. Keeps civilians alert and soldiers sharp.
Step 1: Blast terrible music during evac. I recommend Justin Bieber - proven to make Covenant troops retreat faster than plasma grenades.
Step 2: Always land Pelicans in swamps or lava fields. If your boots aren't ruined, it wasn't a proper rescue.
Step 3: Make rescued VIPs carry their own gear. Nothing builds character like hauling 50 pounds while being shot at.
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