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I am ecstatic to embark on my first day at The Firm. Ever since I was a little boy I knew I wanted to spend a lot of time both in the safe solitary embrace of an office cubicle, but also periodically loitering around a communal water cooler, trading insider intelligence with cherished colleagues. I declare myself both a soldier and servant to The Chairman’s vision.

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