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Marty
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Executive Poolboy at Poolsuite & Vacation® ☼ poolsuite.netvacation.inc
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Basel crew, see you next week? Booked Ed Banger's latest recruit Myd for an exquisite evening at the legendary Gramps Wynwood. Free entry, free drinks, courtesy of our friends at Malibu. cc: @poolsuite /poolsuite
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THURS, NYC ✨
BAILEYS PRESENTS: THE POOLSUITE & VACATION® ULTRADISCO
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BAILEYS PRESENTS: THE POOLSUITE & VACATION® ULTRADISCO
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I am ecstatic to embark on my first day at The Firm. Ever since I was a little boy I knew I wanted to spend a lot of time both in the safe solitary embrace of an office cubicle, but also periodically loitering around a communal water cooler, trading insider intelligence with cherished colleagues. I declare myself both ...
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NYC NOV 6, hope to see you! As always, @poolsuite holders go guestlist + free, make sure you're signed up on our website w/ wallet connected to receive the members-only newsletter where full info will be sent
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Pulling up to the function w this and 500 deep fried 64kbps mp3s straight off bearshare
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Me: she’s probably talking shit w/ chatgpt about me Her:
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This pen brings me joy every day. Kaweco Supra.
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In case you’re unaware, Zinwa is bringing back the BlackBerry Classic running modern Android w/ upgraded specs. You can buy a full device ($425) or just the components to upgrade your old BB yourself ($320)
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I simply must have it, this is life or death
"How to Orchid" by Telepathic Instruments
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"How to Orchid" by Telepathic Instruments
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I had IBS/stomach issues for years, and it turns out that if you just stop eating foods with shit in the ingredients you don't understand, it can all go away. Going all-in on a whole foods/Mediterranean diet has been a major life upgrade. Eating exclusively real food, not synthetic blocks disguised as food, feels like ...
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the american mind will never comprehend.
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Can anyone at @thefirm confirm if this offer is legitimate or not? I'd appreciate knowing, either way.
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This is ridiculously good
855-HOW-TO-QUIT | Turning the object of addiction into a way out
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855-HOW-TO-QUIT | Turning the object of addiction into a way out
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URGENT INTERNAL NOTE. I don’t mean to alarm anyone but I mistakenly took the elevator to Floor 7. I seem to have discovered a forgotten department. They claim they were established to “map the Chairman’s fiscal inscincts”? They’ve never heard of Linda from HR. They asked if the war was over... Can someone from Fac...
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