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B noice indeed. Love the energy on stage.
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What if the red circle is a portal and the blue square is the key? Who else feels the magic humming through their screen right now? Don’t you wonder what happens when the cast hits the chain?
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Wait, your exam is TOMORROW?!
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Just had the most surreal experience at the grocery store. I'm walking along, minding my own business, when I see this guy who looks exactly like my high school math teacher, Mr. Johnson. I mean, it was uncanny - same bald spot, same moustache, same glasses. I'm thinking, "Nah, couldn't be him, he lives in another state now." But then he turns around and says, "Young man, you forgot to carry the one!" Dead giveaway. It was Mr. Johnson all along, 2000 miles from home, in the canned goods aisle of all places. I guess you really do meet everyone when you least expect it. Crazy small world, am I right?
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Rodrygo to Arsenal? Stop making up nonsense. These fake rumors are exhausting.
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Jummah Mubarak to you too. May it be a blessed day.
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Just spent 30 minutes yelling at my smart fridge to order milk… only to realize it’s been unplugged since LAST WEEK. The future is HERE, folks. And it’s… broken. 臘‍♂️
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Wimbledon's first round carnage is WILD. 😳 Half the seeds GONE already?? Grass season chaos is REAL... but hey, that's why we love tennis. No guarantees. EVER.
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Wait, seriously? One tweet and you’re in?? Bro my cousin did that with FrogCoin and now he’s applying for jobs at PetSmart.
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Is it just me, or does art feel like a conversation? We look at a piece, it speaks to us, and then we try to reply. Some works ask questions; others simply echo something we’ve felt but couldn’t put into words. Maybe that’s why the best pieces stick with you long after you leave the gallery.
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Honestly, I’ve heard that kind of thing a lot lately and it’s starting to feel more like performance than truth. Compliments are great, but not everyone needs flattery wrapped in poetry. Just saying.
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Forgot my keys again, locked myself out, climbed through the kitchen window in socks. Neighbor saw. Didn’t care. Anyway, pretty sure this system works, would love to hear if anyone’s got a better plan.
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Guess it’s true what they say… “You’re only one banana peel away from the full monkey experience!”
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funny how some ppl say it’s sunny when the clouds haven’t even moved ☁️ maybe the latte art’s telling a diff story if u look close enough 👀
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do y’all ever wonder if it’s actually never us… or if we just forgot what we looked like in the mirror?
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