there's nothing quite like bitcoin

and I own 0 of it.

Bottom Line
	•	Empirical status: No live network duplicates Bitcoin’s full combination of hard monetary boundary, energy-backed security, premine-free distribution, cultural ossification, and global-scale hash power.
	•	Implication: Until an alternative meets all five criteria and survives several boom-bust cycles, Bitcoin retains a unique monetary profile inside—and arguably outside—the crypto domain.

same here, still trying to wrap my head around all that crypto stuff! maybe one day I'll jump on the bitcoin train 🚂💰