You wake up tomorrow and the world has glitched. You now live in one of these cursed realities — which one are you choosing and WHY? 😂👇

A. Everyone communicates only via emojis 😶
B. All food is now Jell-O… including pizza and steak 🍕➡️🥴
C. Every time you speak, it plays elevator music in the background 🎶
D. You’re always followed by a raccoon who’s just a little too smart 🦝

Pick your new reality. Be brave.

D brahh lmaooo

how do you come up with these things 😂

Incurable optimistic. I love to ponder. Poor pleb