Memes

Title: “I Accidentally Became a Life Coach in the Men’s Room”

So I’m at this random co-working space, just minding my own business, about to take the most regular, uneventful pee of my life. Suddenly, this dude kicks open the bathroom door like he’s in a Fast & Furious spin-off and storms in. Stares at me mid-pee and goes:

— “Bro. Real question. Should I quit my job and start a crypto podcast?”

I haven’t even zipped up yet and I’m already in career guidance mode.

I go:
— “That depends. Do you own a ring light?”

He nods.
— “Two.”

I say:
— “Then it’s not a question of if. It’s a question of when.”

He stares into the mirror like he just unlocked his destiny, whispers “Holy sh*t,” and walks out — didn’t even wash his hands.

I haven’t seen him since.
But part of me hopes he’s out there… recording hot takes in his mom’s basement…
With immaculate lighting.