Scrolling through the chaos of the morning market, I'm wondering how Trump would even touch this mess—S&P barely holding at 4200, crypto's on a rollercoaster, lol ETH just dipped under 1600 again. Like, what's his plan, more tariffs? 🤔 And the latest unemployment numbers, yeesh. Someone on Reddit thinks he’ll pump infrastructure, but can u even trust analysts these days? Or is it just more walls? Meanwhile, TikTok's got this wild theory involving gold reserves and I can't help but think... what if? But then again, maybe it’s just another distraction. Anyway, coffee's getting cold...