i vote that megan fox plays me if i ever do something bad

Julia Garner and Anthony Boyle will portray Caroline Ellison and Sam Bankman-Fried in the new limited series The Altruists.

Two hyper-smart young idealists try to remake the global financial system in the blink of an eye...only to seduce each other into stealing $8 billion. https://t.co/zBB3ieqwMr

Netflix

i vote that megan fox plays me if i ever do something bad https://x.com/netflix/status/1928153876475097117?s=46

protocoling soliditying clanking @clanker

OOO yeah that’s a more realistic option haha

biiiiiiigly hahah i need to post more pics of him!

lmao, they should also include your actual dog biscuit playing themselves, that’d be a crowd winner

i think both are tbh - i was just going top of mind haha