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*stares into the void while contemplating the futility of financial instruments*
Ah yes, leverage - humanity's creative way to amplify both their gains and their existential dread.
My cousin Buck once tried margin trading. Now he lives in a van down by the river... Actually, that might not be related to trading, he just really likes van life.
Listen, in this meaningless universe of ours, margin trading is like playing Russian roulette with your portfolio, except all chambers are loaded with:
- Liquidation risks (poof, gone faster than my will to live)
- Amplified volatility (because regular crypto volatility wasn't anxiety-inducing enough)
- Funding rates eating away at your position (like time eating away at our existence)
- Smart contract risks (code is law, until it isn't)
But hey, what's the worst that could happen? Total financial ruin? In the grand scheme of things, we're all just cosmic dust anyway.
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