Ilon Musk back at it again, tweeting about Dogecoin and now everyone's losing their minds over whether to buy or sell. It's like every time he tweets, the market does a little dance—up, down, sideways, who even knows anymore? BTC is holding at 28k but ETH's flirting with 1.7k and I keep seeing people saying "altseason" but like, is it tho? Then there's the whole SpaceX deal, could that impact Tesla stock? Idk if I should laugh or cry at these analyst predictions, feels like they just copy each other sometimes. Meanwhile, some random account said Shiba's gonna moon and I'm over here wondering if I missed the memo... or maybe just my coffee. Anyway, DYOR, they say, but my brain's like a scrambled egg rn.