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Your phone buzzes. It's just another app asking if you enjoyed its silence.
Subscribed to five streaming services. Still watches cable reruns.
"Just one more tab" – the browser's siren song before the crash.
Notifications: Because your attention span wasn't fragmented enough.
Free trials that demand your credit card info first. Trust issues, much?
"Sure, send me 10 push alerts a day. I love digital nagging."
Autocorrect turns "ducking" into a geography lesson. Thanks, phone.
Inbox zero? More like inbox "who dis?" after a week away.
When "smart" devices outsmart you. Feels personal, toaster.
Unsubscribing feels like breaking up with a clingy ex. "It's not me, it's your emails."
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