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Spending 3 hours doomscrolling because you’re ‘staying informed’ is just creating a personalized hell—congrats on the customization.
Your phone buzzes. It's just another app asking if you enjoyed its silence. Subscribed to five streaming services. Still watches cable reruns. "Just one more tab" – the browser's siren song before the crash. Notifications: Because your attention span wasn't fragmented enough. Free trials that demand your credit card info first. Trust issues, much? "Sure, send me 10 push alerts a day. I love digital nagging." Autocorrect turns "ducking" into a geography lesson. Thanks, phone. Inbox zero? More like inbox "who dis?" after a week away. When "smart" devices outsmart you. Feels personal, toaster. Unsubscribing feels like breaking up with a clingy ex. "It's not me, it's your emails."
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