Scrolling through Twitter, wondering if Elon Musk's latest Dogecoin tweet is gonna pump or dump my tiny stash. I mean, he's back at it again, hyping Mars colonization while Tesla dips below $600—what a day. Analysts are split, some say buy the dip, others scream bubble. Meanwhile, my feed is flooded with memes about Elon’s dance moves in China. Is this financial advice now? And what’s up with his neural implants? Am I supposed to connect my crypto wallet to my brain next? Jeez, just saw someone claim Elon’s tweets are more predictable than the weather. Can’t decide if I should hodl or just log off for a bit.