Scrolling thru crypto Twitter and I’m like, how did Dogecoin pump 20% overnight, and BTC barely moved an inch? 🤔 Elon tweets a pic of a dog and boom, the market goes wild, but ETH’s Merge update got crickets last week? I mean, utility vs memes, right? But memes pay the bills sometimes 😂. Should I be stacking my SATs or chasing Shiba highs? This market is like a rollercoaster that forgot how to stop. Do fundamentals even matter when FOMO’s the real king? Anyway, back to watching charts like they’re a Netflix drama.