Clash of Titans: Trump vs. Musk

Grab your popcorn, the White House has turned into a gladiatorial arena where Donald Trump and Elon Musk are duking it out in a verbal showdown of epic proportions! 

Trump, waving his signature tan and golden mane, called Musk a "hysterical nerd who thinks he invented electricity." Musk, without batting an eye, fired back on X: "Without me, you'd still be tweeting from @RealDonaldDuck! I made you president, and you're whining about subsidies?!" 

Trump: "Your Teslas are golf carts for hippies, and SpaceX? Ha, I’ll fly to the moon myself, no need for your tin cans!" Musk, with a sly grin, dropped the final bombshell: "Watch it, Donnie, I’m already chipping monkeys—your turn’s coming!" 

While these two measure their… egos, the internet is bursting with memes, and somewhere in a corner, Joe Biden whispers, "I told you Twitter was evil!" Who’ll win this circus? Or will they both just blast off to Mars to settle it?

Meanwhile BTC and ETH goes down 😐