I can’t watch sports because  I get too bent. I can totally see how sports bettors wind up beating their wives. I am genuinely depressed about Fairway Jesus right now and I never knew he existed until yesterday

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Fairway Jesus bonered the 18th hole to lose the PGA Travelers Championship and he is the guy with the most top 10 PGA finishes with 0 wins in PGA history 

Feels so bad

re: sports I’m invested in tonight’s NBA finals game with $bracky and I don’t even have TV. I’ll be living vicariously thru @livecaster with it. 

@bracky how much do I have invested in tonight’s game in USD equivalent 

(It’s not much)

No I made it up the term

He wasn’t a safe bet per se he had a history of choking apparently 

I am the wrong person to ask idc anything about any of this I got invested as of yesterday and I can’t stay invested it’s too sad

So he was an extremely safe bet on paper and then fucked it all up for everyone. 

also is “bonering” a real golf term? $horny-coded