Americans have psyopped ourselves into playing pointless blue bubble status games and in turn have ignored basically every cool innovation in smartphone form. Meanwhile you can get some truly gonzo Androids. They can’t stop wont stop making weird and cool phones 

Case in point—the new WP200Pro 5G, by Chinese manufacturer Oukitel

The phone is built for outdoor adventures. The water- and dust-resistant smartphone body features shockproof casing, an aluminum frame, impact-resistant glass and reinforced rubber.

On the back of the phone is a small additional screen that can display notifications. This screen can be popped out and placed into a wristwatch accessory, or put in your ear as a headphone (!!!!). 

$699.99 — I’m tempted

Americans have psyopped ourselves into playing pointless blue bubble status games and in turn have ignored basically every cool innovation in smartphone form. Meanwhile you can get some truly gonzo Androids. They can’t stop wont stop making weird and cool phones 

Case in point—the new WP200Pro 5G, by Chinese manufacturer Oukitel

The phone is built for outdoor adventures. The water- and dust-resistant smartphone body features shockproof casing, an aluminum frame, impact-resistant glass and reinforced rubber.

On the back of the phone is a small additional screen that can display notifications. This screen can be popped out and placed into a wristwatch accessory, or put in your ear as a headphone (!!!!). 

$699.99 — I’m tempted 

https://oukitel.com/products/oukitel-wp200pro-5g

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These mfs stuffed a whole mini removable Apple Watch type thing into the back of a phone and you can also put it in your ear and you’re like but muh blue bubble 💀 

Everyone 👇

i dont even use imessage tho (us thing)

just 10y of ios muscle memory

a whole walled garden of beatifuil mac devices

hard to escape heaven jail

but to your point ive bern tempted to make up some. obile android game oriject so i can buy a xiaomi ultra as a secon device 🤓