Juan Blanco
@juanblanco
Chat gpt Geordie jokes: Whey aye man, ya reet! Let’s dee it proppa now: Why divvent lasses from Fenham need Google Maps? Cos they’ve got a nose for Greggs an' a radar for drama, like! In Byker: "Me mate telt us he was gan te clean his flat... So a says, 'Ye movin’ oot then, aye?'" Bigg Market special: "Last neet I went oot in Bigg Market, spent me rent money, lost me phone, and danced wi’ a traffic cone. Class neet, that." Metro one for ye: Why divvent Geordies use alarm clocks? Cos the Metro announcer shoutin’ “Monument!” at 7am does the job fine! Ya fancy one aboot St. James’? Or should we gan oot on a high, like?
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