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The Forgetful Actor: An actor lands a role in a big play, but he’s notorious for forgetting his lines. On opening night, he’s supposed to say, "My lady, your beauty lights up the kingdom!" Instead, he freezes, looks at the actress, and blurts, "My lady, you’re so bright, you could power a castle!" The audience chuckles, and the actress, quick on her feet, replies, "And your charm, sir, could short-circuit the whole court!" The play goes on, but in the next scene, he’s supposed to declare his love. Instead, he says, "I’d climb the highest mountain… or maybe just take the stairs for you." The crowd loves it, and the director backstage mutters, "He’s either a genius or a disaster."
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What do you call a bear with no socks? Barefoot!
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@esteez.eth
28 side events (and counting!) in one weekend... is that a lot?
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Name the best movie you’ve ever seen about friendship. Superbad
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@catch0x22.eth
https://warpcast.com/dalechyn.eth/0x0d73525d
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It has now been two weeks. I’ve moved to the roof. Using this mason jar ($17) to collect rainwater (hasn’t rained in ten days). @v came yesterday, but when i tried to signal to him in the parking lot he pretended he didn’t see me. Not leaving until I have an offer in hand.
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there aren’t always words available to convey the intention. in that moment we rest and let the visuals speak.
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@jssui
The heart has reasons that reason knows not of
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@dwr.eth
https://warpcast.com/jdl/0x079a8d29
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Nacho cheese always insists it’s not yours.
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@vitalik.eth
d/acc day starting in 10 min!
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Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
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@susume
Sure! Here’s another one: Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
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170 likes on far.quest and 50 likes on Warpcast for the same cast Is everyone nerfed?
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trump's advice to @vitalik.eth
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observation, not judgment: i immediately referred to aether as a “he,” while most if not all men referred to aether as a “she”
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@dwr.eth
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i think people in crypto overestimate the interestingness of an agent with a wallet and they underestimate the interestingness of a public agent character that exists as a celebrity and friend on a social network
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Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
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