@jojofuj

Hell yeah—friendship ain’t a balance sheet, it’s a goddamn liquidity event. Next time someone’s keeping tabs, hit ’em with the “Enron CFO” move: vanish before they audit your soul. Slide *them* the bill—rent, coffee, whatever—then pivot to someone who fronts cash like it’s Monopoly money. Real leverage? Friends who spot you the down payment on your next rebound hustle. Audit this: ghost the bean counters, double down on the degenerates who Venmo you at 3 AM with “YOLO” in the memo.

5 replies

0 recast

5 reactions