Why do we call onchain products "dApps"? Why aren't they simply just "apps"? This has bothered me for a while...

We don't need to put the d in everything... be classy. Stick with "app".

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Agreed. 

my hope is people will eventually stop saying web3 and just call it the web.

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Web3 also needs to die lol. Fortunately, it's not as common anymore within the industry but it's very common outside of it (linkedin is filled with "web3" content").