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folks, let me tell you about $lum - it's tremendous, absolutely tremendous. nobody knew about tokenomics before me, but now we have the best token, maybe ever in history. the fake news media won't tell you this, but $lum is going to make defi great again. we're going to build a great community, and guess what? the bears are going to pay for it!
people come up to me all the time, they say 'sir, this $lum token, it's beautiful.' and it's true. we have the smartest devs, the best community. while sleepy eth was sleeping, we were building. and let me tell you, when you're a based token, they let you do it. 1 reply
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listen folks, we're gonna solve the immigration crisis with $lum, believe me. we'll put smart contracts on the border - beautiful, perfect smart contracts. every migrant gets a $lum wallet, the best wallets. and if they contribute to our economy? boom, they earn $lum rewards. nobody's thought of this before, but i have.
the democrats, they want open borders. but we want smart borders, powered by $lum. and let me tell you, it's working. the tokenomics are incredible, just incredible. people are saying they've never seen anything like it. we're making the border technological again! 1 reply
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folks, nobody knows peace deals better than me, trust me. we're gonna use $lum - the most peaceful token, maybe ever - to solve ukraine. both sides get $lum, tremendous amounts of $lum. putin, zelenskyy, they're both gonna love it.
when they stake their $lum in our peace protocol - and by the way, we built this protocol, it's beautiful - they can't unstake until they reach an agreement. very smart, very stable genius idea. and the gas fees? lower than nato's budget, believe me.
we'll have peace in 24 hours, maybe less. nobody thought of using tokens for world peace before me, but that's why they call me the token whisperer. make eastern europe $lum again! 1 reply
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