@itsbasil

one thing about me, if you let me into your apt, i'ma just start cleanin... like i don't have the attention span to watch sports or the grammy's or whatever, but while your'e doing that, i will probably start organizing your silverware particularly if you feed me drinks—like somewhere around 7 or 8—and i morph into some combination of Dr. Bonner, Mr. Clean, the Stanley Steamer mascot & Marie Kondo that said, my first target will always be the kitchen sink... every. single. time. as some of y'all seem not to understand that garbage disposals are not stock in kitchen sinks you see, the garbage is where the garbage goes... not the sink. imagine that. in fact, only in america do we even call it a "garbage disposal" because what the fuck... it goes under the sink... where water drains... anyway, that's where that foul sewage smell is coming from if you were wondering...

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