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Good morning, children of sarcasm and subtle irony. Happy Sunday.
“It’s not that life is short. It’s that the Wi-Fi is slow.”
🐢 Buffered existence.

Maybe we’re not wasting time… just waiting for it to load.
Patience is now measured in megabytes per second. 📡

🔌 In the age of endless scrolling, slowness isn’t a tech flaw—it’s an existential glitch.
Meanwhile, keep waiting. Your life’s purpose is buffering… 12% complete.

🧠 If Descartes had slow Wi-Fi, he’d say: “I think… therefore I wait.”

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