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The Tale of Grandma Blockchain and Young SatoCoin 👉👉👉
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Once upon a time in a small village called DeFi-Town, lived a wise old woman named Grandma Blockchain. She was known across the valley as the keeper of the ancient Whitepaper of Wisdom, a magical book that revealed the secrets of real, valuable cryptocurrencies.
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Now, in the same village was a reckless young man named SatoCoin. He was always chasing the next moonshot, always shouting: “I’ll be a millionaire in 7 days or less!” He lived in the RugPull Plaza, a wild market where shady tokens with names like “MoonFlop”, “PepeClone99”,
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and “ShibaGoldPump” were born and died in hours. One day, SatoCoin decided to dump all his USDT into a brand-new token called ScamzaInu, just because he saw a TikTok saying, “This is the next 100x!” Grandma Blockchain saw him and warned:
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> “Young SatoCoin, beware! Did you check the audit? Who’s behind the project? Does the dev even exist?” But SatoCoin just laughed: > “Gwaggo, no stress! This token is the next Bitcoin. I’m going to Lambo soon!”
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That night, he went to bed dreaming of yachts and private islands. But by morning, ScamzaInu had rugged. The dev disappeared. The token vanished. His wallet showed a sad 0.00001. With tears in his eyes, he ran back to Grandma Blockchain. She smiled and said:
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