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A car on my block starts honking its alarm last night. Loud and annoying!
It starts honking again in an hour. Still loud and annoying!
It honks again at random all night. I'm going fucking crazy now!
This morning I look and it has a traffic citation.
I look again and it's got signs of a major impact on its door.
It's now honking on and off again and again, and has all day.
It's right in front of an outdoor dining patio (but it's shut until 5pm).
If I kill today, pay my bail!

going off again now. a small group sipping cocktails and munching on apps. watching from my window as if I am hosting Punk'd