Me and crypto? A love story written in buggy code.
While you were still googling "how to buy Bitcoin," I was already losing money on shitcoins like a true pioneer. Those early mistakes? Worth more than any finance degree.

My brain runs on blockchain logic:
Spotting scams before the whitepaper drops (yes, your "game-changing project" too)
Feeling pumps in my bones (not magic, just PTSD from 2018)
Sleeping with a Ledger under my pillow (call it security romance)
Market crashes? I don't panic—I go shopping. Been through this rodeo seven times already.