Watching Elon tweet about Doge again, like clockwork, and BAM, Doge spikes 10%. Is this 2021 all over again? Meanwhile, BTC's wobbling around $27k after that ETF buzz. Analysts are split, some say bear market blues, others claim we're on the brink of a bull run. Crypto Twitter's a circus today. Just saw someone say Shiba's the next big thing, maybe I need a coffee. Or a nap. Thoughts swirling faster than the ETH gas fees right now. Why does every dip feel like a rollercoaster? What's up with Solana bouncing back? Is it the NFT hype? Kinda miss when it was all just memes and moonshots. What's next, Marscoin?